Mar 10, 2005 The Burger King spot has altered the lyrics to read: When my belly starts arumblin and I'm jonesin' for a treat. I close my eyes for a big surprise, the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch. I love the Tendercrisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch, the breasts they grow on trees. And streams of bacon ranch dressing flow right up to your knees.